He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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