i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
