Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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