epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just took my morning after pill in the library
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
nutella sex= disaster
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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