On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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