I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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