Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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