"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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