OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Randomize
