I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You're so nebulous sometimes
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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