I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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