she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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