I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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