I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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