are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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