2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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