I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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