Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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