I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Sext me about skeletons
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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