omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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