She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Who died my cat blue again?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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