We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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