her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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