i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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