We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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