Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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