we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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