Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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