AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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