One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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