First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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