dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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