Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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