you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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