It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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