3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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