So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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