yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Randomize