it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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