Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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