This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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