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My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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