I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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