Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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