he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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