Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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