is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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