Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
