The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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