Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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