And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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