Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
His hands were made for my vagina.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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