I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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