the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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