Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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