Plan B is the new Plan A
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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