I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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